第四混蛋的要求

花样

"message":"The Fourth Bastardized Request"




{"price":"$30.00 <span>\/yr<\/span>","virt":"KVM","ram":"6144","cpu":4,"hdd":50,"bw":20,"ips":1,"pid":175,"message":"The Fourth Bastardized Request","location":"Buffalo, NY","windows":"TRUE","cpu_n":null,"hdd_n":null,"bw_n":null,"ips_n":null,"location_n":null,"windows_n":null,"planid":1042}




virmach的老板估计想着，不管出什么配置都有煞笔中国人去抢

ApkB

zxxx 发表于 2019-12-3 09:57
那里许愿？我想去看看。

照着下面这个配置在实现愿望

@  Virmach aid:
Introducing the upcoming VirBastardized™ plans.

Requested: 6 Core, 6GB RAM, 60GB SSD, 3TB Bandwidth in Buffalo @$30
Improvement: All 3's and 6's swapped.

Requested: 4 Core, 4GB RAM, 40GB SSD, 4TB Bandwidth in Buffalo @$Undefined Price
Improvement: Price is naturally going to be 4+4+40+4

Requested: Low RAM/CPU/Disk but 2TB+ Bandwidth in Los Angeles
Improvement: We're going to go so low on the RAM & disk it'll be DOA. I'm actually worried about all the complaint we'll get from people that buy it but that's the kind of sacrifice we have to make around here.

Requested: 6GB RAM, 50GB SSD, 4 vCPU, 2TB Bandwidth in Atlanta or NY.
Improvements: It's obviously going to be in Buffalo, and in effort to improveme the network there we will be limiting the bandwidth to 20GB. No, you can't buy more bandwidth. You're doomed to pay overages forever. Please don't even order this everyone will be unhappy in this situation because the price will actually be really good so we won't even profit. And it'll just waste space on our node.

Requested: 4 CPU, 1GB RAM, 100GB Bandwidth, 5GB Storage in NY or NJ
Improvement: This is already pretty screwed up you can have it, who requested this? We're hiring.

Requested: 1/1gb/10b/1tb/1ipv4 for $6.99
Improvement: Since we can't give 10 bytes of disk space. In fact I'll do you an insane favor, we've never done this before, I'll increase this 100 million times all the way up to 1GB. Please do not buy this plan I don't think it will work.

Requested: 2 Cores, 2GB
Improvement: I'll save you the money, this won't create because it has either no disk or no memory.


https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/161765/virmach-black-friday-cyber-week-2019-raid-10-ssd-kvm-check-inside-for-offers/p33

zxxx

第七个是什么，谁知道吗

zxxx

ApkB 发表于 2019-12-3 09:56
这些配置都是LET论坛里的愿望，你们都可以去许个愿。

那里许愿？我想去看看。

ApkB

这些配置都是LET论坛里的愿望，你们都可以去许个愿。

zxxx

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没有看清，差点买了。

ibmall

我的翻译插件好智能，双击居然不给我翻译这个词，右键菜单才翻译

wewe0607

流河旱树 发表于 2019-12-3 09:47
这个家庭车 之后续费还是这个价格吗

不一定

凤梨

第5个勉强还算均衡，低于5刀的话比较合适

流河旱树

wewe0607 发表于 2019-12-3 09:41
每款的副标题说出了心声

这个家庭车 之后续费还是这个价格吗