照着下面这个配置在实现愿望
@ Virmach aid:
Introducing the upcoming VirBastardized™ plans.
Requested: 6 Core, 6GB RAM, 60GB SSD, 3TB Bandwidth in Buffalo @$30
Improvement: All 3's and 6's swapped.
Requested: 4 Core, 4GB RAM, 40GB SSD, 4TB Bandwidth in Buffalo @$Undefined Price
Improvement: Price is naturally going to be 4+4+40+4
Requested: Low RAM/CPU/Disk but 2TB+ Bandwidth in Los Angeles
Improvement: We're going to go so low on the RAM & disk it'll be DOA. I'm actually worried about all the complaint we'll get from people that buy it but that's the kind of sacrifice we have to make around here.
Requested: 6GB RAM, 50GB SSD, 4 vCPU, 2TB Bandwidth in Atlanta or NY.
Improvements: It's obviously going to be in Buffalo, and in effort to improveme the network there we will be limiting the bandwidth to 20GB. No, you can't buy more bandwidth. You're doomed to pay overages forever. Please don't even order this everyone will be unhappy in this situation because the price will actually be really good so we won't even profit. And it'll just waste space on our node.
Requested: 4 CPU, 1GB RAM, 100GB Bandwidth, 5GB Storage in NY or NJ
Improvement: This is already pretty screwed up you can have it, who requested this? We're hiring.
Requested: 1/1gb/10b/1tb/1ipv4 for $6.99
Improvement: Since we can't give 10 bytes of disk space. In fact I'll do you an insane favor, we've never done this before, I'll increase this 100 million times all the way up to 1GB. Please do not buy this plan I don't think it will work.
Requested: 2 Cores, 2GB
Improvement: I'll save you the money, this won't create because it has either no disk or no memory.
https://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/161765/virmach-black-friday-cyber-week-2019-raid-10-ssd-kvm-check-inside-for-offers/p33 |
发表于 2019-12-3 09:57:13